Netskiver Aftershave

Product Code: NS-AS001
Availability: In Stock
Weight: 0.00kg

Price: £25.99

Made from an extraction of the soft underbelly of a very deceased Tibetan Mountain Goat. Guaranteed to clear any room in a very short space of time, and not recommended for any sensitive man. Avoid contact with skin.

John Higgins (Kent) on 05-10-2019 09:36 AM
Fragrant.. no. Flagrant abuse of my senses more likely. However, the stray tom cat who abused my flower bed took one whiff and hasn't been seen since, hence the rating.
Ian McKenzie (Fife) on 05-10-2019 09:45 AM
My two twenty something live at home kids have decided that they need a place of their own, since I applied a dab of this stuff. Marvelous, can't thank you enough.
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